Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess.
And she met a frog. She was horrified by it. It was pretty awful after all. And green. But this frog was no Kermit.
One day, along came a big duck. The frog was horrified.
Then, along came another frog. It was green, like most frogs are. It was slimy also.
The princess was twice as horrified as before.